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The Onion Movie

The Onion Movie

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Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Comedy

Release: 2008-05-31Runtime: 90 minRating: 6.106 (249)

Cast

Len Cariou

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Ken Takemoto

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Don McManus

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Crew

David Miner

Producer

Gil Netter

Producer

Mike Maguire

Director

Tom Kuntz

Director

Robert D. Siegel

Robert D. Siegel

Writer

Todd Hanson

Writer

Kevin Halloran

Co-Producer

Michael Rotenberg

Producer

Jason Weiss

Co-Producer

David Zucker

David Zucker

Producer

Clips & Videos

The Onion Movie[armed gunman][english]

The Onion Movie[armed gunman][english]

The Onion Movie Bates 9000 eng sub

The Onion Movie Bates 9000 eng sub

Onion Movie - Deleted scene

Onion Movie - Deleted scene

The Onion Movie Trailer

The Onion Movie Trailer